Archive for the ‘Princeton’ Category

Carl A. Fields Center Unveils Plans

Though many students may already have heard the news that the Carl A. Fields Center will be taking up residence directly on Prospect Avenue next year, many will surely be taken by surprise upon hearing their latest announcement. The Carl A. Fields Center, formerly the Third World Center, will soon leave...
April 15th, 2007 | Princeton | Read More

Club Woody Most Selective on the Street

The Woodrow Wilson School, now known as “Woody Club,” surpassed neighboring Tower Club as the most competitive on the street, bringing it under the wing of the ICC as Princeton’s sixth Bicker institution. Various officers from up and down the street expressed initial skepticism upon...
April 15th, 2007 | Princeton | Read More

The 12 Hours of Newmans Day

On the first hour of Newman’s Day, The Barkeep gave to me, A trip to McCosh for me On the second hour of Newman’s Day The Barkeep gave to me, Two Heinekins, and a trip to McCosh for me. On the third hour of Newman’s Day, The Barkeep gave to me, Three French Ales, Two Heinekins, and...
April 15th, 2007 | Princeton | Read More

Operation Mock-Every-Group-On-Campus

If you read Tiger’s September issue, you may know that our chairman promised to have us mock every group on campus at some point this year. Well thanks Dave, what a fix you’ve gotten us into now . . . so how well are we doing? The Master List (as of the September issue) American Airlines Department...
April 15th, 2007 | Princeton | Read More

Oh So Foul Magazine

Following the Scramble Band dream is a journey loaded with landmines and deathtraps — claymores and pungi sticks designed to maim rather than kill. Most bands don’t end up successful. They usually top out playing a reunions party or two a year while the band members tough it out working at places...
April 15th, 2007 | Princeton | Read More

The Bicker of the Christ

Forasmuch as many hath taken in hand, this season, to set forth in order a declaration of the events which occurred in the meeting halls of the Tower Club, it seemed good to me also, being from the beginning an eyewitness and having had perfect understanding of all these things from the very first, to...
April 15th, 2007 | How-To, Princeton | Read More

The Story of Snow White ’09

… Continued from Tiger’s January 2007 issue In the aftermath of Snow White ’09′s encounter with the (infinitely lethal) Paper of Infinite Cuts, the evil queen returned to her room to brood in her newly acquired hundred square feet of floor space. By all accounts, Snow White ’09...
February 15th, 2007 | Princeton | Read More

Tiger Career Options

Each month, Tiger Magazine brings you an exclusive real-world perspective on an exciting career opportunity that could be waiting for you after graduation. This month’s guest SERIAL MURDERER Alan Butler Davies Princeton Tiger: Well, to start off, I’d like to thank you, Mr. Davies, for taking...
February 15th, 2007 | Princeton | Read More

50 Ways to Leave Your Lover…. 99 Ways to Die

… actually, you don’t have a lover, do you? So let’s just skip directly to the “99 Ways to Die” part. Admit it, it’s Valentine’s Day and seeing all those happy couples enjoying a holiday created by greeting card companies makes you sick. Better to just end it...
February 15th, 2007 | Princeton | Read More

Snapshots of Princeton – February 2007

The real cause of the North Side power failure. “But I’m a fucking wizard!” “Excuse me, I seem to be missing an owl…” Georgilocks and the Three Middle Eastern Nations
February 15th, 2007 | Snapshots | Read More