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Opinion: A Repudiation of Donald Trump’s Muslim Ban, Completely Unrelated to the Fact That I May Have Left My Computer Charger in Iran

I firmly oppose the President’s decision to bar Muslims from the US: the executive order violates human rights, divides the country into “us” and “them,” and blatantly ignores the Constitution (and also, I…

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The Best Days in American History

America is a great place. You know it, I know it, everybody knows it. But these days, you can’t talk about anything from the past without that revisionist know-it-all from down the hall…

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How To Write a Political Cartoon

Well, hey there, palerinos, are you boys and girls excited to learn how to draw the fuck out of some political cartoons? I know I sure am! Political cartoons are the height of…

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Changes Trump Has Made to the White House

President Trump has made quite a few changes to the White House to bring it up to his standards. Through our network of top secret connections, we here at the Tiger have managed…

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New Evidence Suggests The Native Americans Had Dibs

WASHINGTON—Leading historians from the Smithsonian Institute revealed Tuesday that new evidence has emerged suggesting that the Native Americans had previously called dibs on the land now comprising much of the continental United States….

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What is Barack Obama Going to Do Now?

Try out bangs Demonstrate exercise equipment in late-night infomercials   Finally let out that fart he’s been holding in for eight years Take an 18-minute nap Force Sarah McLachlan into retirement and sing…

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Americans Can’t Seem to Agree On Anything Other Than The Clear Superiority Of My Basketball Skills

In This Polarized Political Climate, Americans Can’t Seem to Agree On Anything Other Than The Clear Superiority Of My Basketball Skills Sometimes I worry about the direction this country is taking. Between this…

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Deadlocked: With No Ninth Justice, The Supreme Court Has Been Unable to Cast The Government’s Upcoming Production of “Guys and Dolls”

Well, this isn’t good. Remember when Republicans in Congress refused to confirm President Obama’s nomination of Merrick Garland to the Supreme Court, leaving the recently deceased Justice Antonin Scalia’s seat vacant? Turns out…

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A Note About Selfies from Hillary Clinton

Hello, citizens of Trump’s America. It is I, Hillary Clinton, the person you wish you had elected president. These past few weeks have been tough for all of us. Some of you are…

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Electoral Dysfunction

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