Archive for the ‘Pamphlets’ Category

After Long Spiritual Journey, Waldo Finds Self

The renowned world traveler, diver, astronaut, escape artist, and occasional time traveler known only to the world as Waldo, in an exclusive interview with the Tiger, recently revealed that after decades of wearing the same sweater and hat combination and hiding in plain sight, he has finally realized...
April 24th, 2010 | Entertainment, Pamphlets | Read More

North Korea changes its currency to WoW gold

In a startling turn of events, North Korea has announced that it will be discontinuing use of its recently devalued won currency in favor of the denomination exchanged in Blizzard’s popular online game World of Warcraft, “WoW gold.” The recent currency revolution has been revealed as...
March 7th, 2010 | Pamphlets | Read More

Rejected Fire Alarm Procedure

1. Attempt to sleep through screeching alarm. 2. Awaken all roommates and one-night stands. 3. Hastily grab mismatched shoes. 4. Pick a nice coat. Take your time here, it’s better to die stylishly. 5. Stumble down steps. 6. Return for laptop 7. Run down steps for dear life. 8. Realize some bored punk...
February 21st, 2010 | Life, Pamphlets | Read More