Princeton Volunteers Dispense Hot Breakfasts to Deprived Harvard Students
The Harvard administration eliminated hot breakfasts for Harvard students due to budget cuts, and the situation was desperate. These kids needed an angel… and they got several. On Friday, November 6, The Princeton…
Spires & Gargoyles: Chairman’s Letter, November 2009
Congratulations on your fine choice in reading material! Perhaps this is your first Tiger; as firsts go, this ranks among the best. It probably won’t destroy as much property as your first car….
Chairman’s Address – September 2008
I’m probably not the first person to say this, and I probably won’t be the last, and neither am I the most sincere, although I’m assuredly not the least sincere (that honor goes…
Chairman’s Address – November 2007 Issue
Archibald Filmore Goldstein IV ’08, the new food manager at Terrace, was up to no good. A 4.0 GPA molecular bio major, he had rented that old Jim Carrey movie about a lawyer…
Tiger Magazine Cover – September 2007 Issue
This September 2007 Cover highlights the attempted sale of Princeton University on popular online auction site Ebay. 261-year-old institution of higher learning, in fair to average condition. FIRST PLACE US NEWS RANKINGS!!! Social…
Chairman’s Address – September 2007 Issue
Welcome, Freshmen, to Princeton University. You have no doubt heard that once again we are ranked Number One. Yep, we have been pumping iron for 8 straight years, beating back Harvard and Yale….
Chairman’s Address – April 2007 Issue
All this fuss about the eating clubs is getting on my nerves. People are really starting to lose focus. Let’s not miss the Big Picture here, guys: the University exists to support the…
Tiger Magazine Cover – February 2007 Issue
Rumors abounded of Daniel Radcliffe’s possible matriculation to Princeton when this timely cover came out in February of 2007. Radcliffe’s role as Harry Potter may not have prepared him for the horrors of…
Chairman’s Address – February 2007 Issue
All this business about grade deflation begs the real question: when are we going to stop kidding ourselves and accept the fact that Princeton’s all ABOUT competition? It’s high time we stopped complaining,…
Editorial – Dec. 19th, 1882
Thanksgiving has come and gone; it is, was, and ever will be a memorable day to us all– Amen. To the TIGER the day was one of feasting, drinking and stomach-aches.
