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Dan Brown in High School

Ever wonder what kind of childhood turns a normal writer into Dan Brown? Well, now you know.

How High Schoolers Imagine the College Admissions Process

The Timmy Dance

We had a little extra footage of Timmy dancing from our Welcome to Princeton video, so naturally we set it to “Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta,” as popularized by Office…

Welcome to Princeton

Welcome to Princeton, from your friends at The Princeton Tiger and the USG! Do you like funny things? Are you capable of forming a smile? Are you able to read, at least a…

Paul Muldoon Critiques Ke$ha’s “Tik Tok”

The Princeton Tiger presents another edition of “Discussions in Contemporary Poetry,” a series in which we ask important people stupid questions. In this episode, we critique Ke$ha’s “Tik Tok” with Princeton Professor Paul…

Princeton Volunteers Dispense Hot Breakfasts to Deprived Harvard Students

The Harvard administration eliminated hot breakfasts for Harvard students due to budget cuts, and the situation was desperate. These kids needed an angel… and they got several. On Friday, November 6, The Princeton…

Spires & Gargoyles: Chairman’s Letter, November 2009

Congratulations on your fine choice in reading material! Perhaps this is your first Tiger; as firsts go, this ranks among the best. It probably won’t destroy as much property as your first car….

Chairman’s Address – September 2008

I’m probably not the first person to say this, and I probably won’t be the last, and neither am I the most sincere, although I’m assuredly not the least sincere (that honor goes…

Chairman’s Address – November 2007 Issue

Archibald Filmore Goldstein IV ’08, the new food manager at Terrace, was up to no good. A 4.0 GPA molecular bio major, he had rented that old Jim Carrey movie about a lawyer…

Tiger Magazine Cover – September 2007 Issue

This September 2007 Cover highlights the attempted sale of Princeton University on popular online auction site Ebay. 261-year-old institution of higher learning, in fair to average condition. FIRST PLACE US NEWS RANKINGS!!! Social…

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