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Top 10 Ways To Troll This Parent’s Weekend

Yes, be an asshole.

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How To Spice Up The Decor In Your Crack House

From the South Atlanta edition of Better Homes & Gardens.

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The Insider’s Guide To College A Cappella

Though a fun, rewarding, and quintessential part of the collegiate experience, college a cappella can be a nightmare of nuance for the uninformed student. Even choosing which groups to audition for can be its own ordeal if you’re not sure what to look for. Here are some free hot tips that’ll put you on the fast track to instrument-free success.

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Christmas in September

I suppose Labor Day can also commemorate the state your mother must have been in just before you were, naked, bawling, and weighing one four thousandth of what you weigh now, ejected out of her cavernous and torn vagina, simultaneously marking the last time you will ever come into contact with a vagina and the beginning of your pathetically luxurious life.

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Tigermag Literary Review: File M for Murder

I will start off by admitting that I have not read this book. I bought it on a whim during my cat phase. I got a lot of cat books that way. What…

How to Take Notes For That Final You Have Tomorrow (and haven’t studied for)

KGR ’15

Concussed or Just High?

-Pivi Vijayakumar ’15

A Tragic Rejection

HEY GIRL YOU REMIND ME OF MY GRANDPA I MEAN YOU’RE NICE YOU’RE NOT OLD ALSO I HOPE YOU DON’T HAVE A PENIS FUCK CAN WE START OVER? HEY GIRL GOING TO THE FRESHMAN FORMAL? I…

Guilty Pleasures of an Adult Heterosexual Male

Peeing in the kiddie size urinal Let’s be real, we all do it when nobody’s looking… Scented Candles They make my room smell fruity and delicious. Garnier Fructis It makes my hair smell…

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