Archive for the ‘Advice’ Category

Things to Do With the Time You Could Be Spending In a Relationship

Ladies, if you have recently been released from the shackles of a loving, fulfilling relationship, you hopefully have come to a bold realization: There is something irrevocably wrong with you. Let’s face it, if you didn’t collect YogaKitty calendars, or have a strange affinity for apricot Jell-o...

November 22nd, 2010 | Advice | Read More

Advice For Freshmen

Hello, Freshman. It’s me, Senior. Yes, I can see you. I can see everything you are doing and everything you are thinking and everything you are eating and everywhere you are and everywhere you have been. I am judging you more than you think I am, and more often. I can see all your flaws, and...

September 25th, 2010 | Advice | Read More

Ask Tiger: Why Can’t I Find A Summer Fling?

Q: Dear Tiger, It’s most of the way through the summer, and I haven’t yet had a fling with a hot babe. What’s wrong with me? Is it my Star Wars action figure collection? -Han Solo by the Shore A: Dear Solo, If you’re alone during the summer, it’s pretty easy to feel like everyone else in...