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Hazards and Hazing: Get Ready to Have Your Ass Kicked

Freshman year is always stressful. You’re struggling to find new friends, you’re scared of your professors, and you don’t know what the fuck Vineyard Vines is and you’re afraid to ask at this…

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Advice for Incoming Freshmen

You’re just a freshman, so it’s totally fine if you don’t know your major yet. That said, you should know my major. It’s Classics. A few years ago, some rowdy Princeton students started…

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How Advertising is Destroying the Freedom of the Press [Sponsored Content]

If Generation X was the Pepsi Generation, then Millennials are the Consumer Generation. In a world where young people primarily exist in online space, targeted ads are having a greater impact on the…

How to Fix a Bad Dorm

Here is how to turn a bad dorm into a good dorm: Make the Room Come Alive: A dead room is unwelcoming. Find potted plants and place them on the sill. They are…

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Girl Kiss Academy: Strategy Guide

1. (click on door) Enter Girl Kiss Academy, Oh no, Principal Kiko is there! 2. (click) “Sorry I am late, ma’am” 3. (click) “Detention?!” 4. (click) “I only want to get a passing…

Making My Dream Come True: A Letter from the Fan Who Married Harry Styles

Dear fans everywhere, Ever since I first heard His glorious voice and saw his luscious locks, I knew that one day I would marry that godlike man, Harry Styles. Now I know many of…

9 Tips to Spice Up Your Sex Life

Use flavored condoms: oral sex becomes that much more enjoyable when she’s tasting babaganoush. Be a giving, attentive lover: don’t split your attention between her and the concubine 50:50, show her how much she means…

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7 Creative Ways to Use Those Babies That Have Been Lying around Your House

Valentine’s Day is fast approaching, and that means it’s almost time for romantic candlelit dinners, candy hearts, and, of course, the time-honored tradition of cleverly hiding babies in the homes of your potential…

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First Date Tips

Mark your forehead with a large “X” so your date can tell you from your evil twin Offer her your business card several times throughout your meal As soon as your date asks…

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Recipe: Make Your Own Boyfriend

Can’t find the right guy? Tired of being alone? Take matters into your own hands and whip up a man that’ll never leave you with this easy recipe. Ingredients 1 corpse (a recently deceased…

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