<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>Princeton Tiger Magazine &#187; Fiction/Poetry</title>
	<atom:link href="http://www.tigermag.com/category/fiction-poetry/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://www.tigermag.com</link>
	<description></description>
	<lastBuildDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 01:11:53 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1</generator>
		<item>
		<title>Dean&#8217;s Date</title>
		<link>http://www.tigermag.com/2012/01/deans-date/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tigermag.com/2012/01/deans-date/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 00:29:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tim Matchen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Entertainment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fiction/Poetry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Media]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Princeton]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sports]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.tigermag.com/?p=6361</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The Great Paper Race On Tuesday, January 17, four writers were given a seemingly impossible task: write a paper on a topic they knew nothing about in 45 minutes or less.  This is their story. The Topic What qualities does the work of Wallace Stevens share with the Street on a Saturday night? The Essays [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.tigermag.com/2012/01/deans-date/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>I Hereby Resign as a Planeeter</title>
		<link>http://www.tigermag.com/2011/10/i-hereby-resign-as-a-planeeter/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tigermag.com/2011/10/i-hereby-resign-as-a-planeeter/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2011 03:05:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rigo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fiction/Poetry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[captain planet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dibs is fucking binding]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[earth]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fire]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fucking hurricane death machine]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[heart]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[planeteer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[water]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wind]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.tigermag.com/?p=5917</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hi, everyone. Heart here. Lately, I&#8217;ve been doing a lot of thinking and I&#8217;ve realized that my time as a planeeter is done. This wasn&#8217;t an easy decision and it&#8212;hey, where are you going? I&#8217;m serious this time! Don&#8217;t doubt it. I&#8217;m going and there&#8217;s nothing you can do about it. Don&#8217;t even try to [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.tigermag.com/2011/10/i-hereby-resign-as-a-planeeter/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>The Invention of the Iron Maiden</title>
		<link>http://www.tigermag.com/2011/01/the-invention-of-the-iron-maiden/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tigermag.com/2011/01/the-invention-of-the-iron-maiden/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Jan 2011 16:27:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dennard Dayle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fiction/Poetry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[concubines]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[inquisition]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iron maiden]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[torture]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.tigermag.com/?p=4614</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Duke: This had better be good. I was elbow deep in concubines. Blacksmith: I believe the expression is “knee deep”. Duke: No, I meant elbow. Blacksmith: Apologies, my lord. But I’m sure you’ll enjoy this. Duke: You found me a new concubine? Blacksmith: No. Duke: Fine wines? Blacksmith: Nay. Duke: Multiple concubines soaked in fine [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.tigermag.com/2011/01/the-invention-of-the-iron-maiden/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Two Macho Men Stories</title>
		<link>http://www.tigermag.com/2011/01/two-macho-men-stories/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tigermag.com/2011/01/two-macho-men-stories/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Jan 2011 18:33:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stuart Kurtz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fiction/Poetry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[halloween]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[macho men]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stories]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tall tales]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.tigermag.com/?p=4891</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Halloween &#8220;Hey man, did I ever tell you about the time I was five, and I rode my Big Wheel through the supermarket? Yeah, it had a Harley Davison sticker on the bumper and a death skull on the handle bars &#8211; none of that fairy streamer shit. I was knocking over these housewives right [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.tigermag.com/2011/01/two-macho-men-stories/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>A Christmas Carrel</title>
		<link>http://www.tigermag.com/2010/12/a-christmas-carrel/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tigermag.com/2010/12/a-christmas-carrel/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Dec 2010 05:15:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steven Liss</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fiction/Poetry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Princeton]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[asshole premeds]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[christmas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[grade deflation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[malkiel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the true meaning of Christmas]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.tigermag.com/?p=4659</guid>
		<description><![CDATA["Spirit,'' said Malkiel, with an interest she had never felt before, "tell me if Tiny Tim will get into grad school."
"If the shadows of the Future remain unchanged, no."]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.tigermag.com/2010/12/a-christmas-carrel/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Dildo Sale</title>
		<link>http://www.tigermag.com/2010/11/dildo-sale/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tigermag.com/2010/11/dildo-sale/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Nov 2010 09:35:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian Edwards</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fiction/Poetry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dildo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dildo sale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[epic poem]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Is the University hiding something from us?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[women]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.tigermag.com/?p=4122</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I can’t wait for the next dildo sale! Normally, I buy about 3-4 new dildos per trip to the dildo store. I make biweekly trips. When there is a dildo sale though, I can buy about 5-6 dildos in one trip. That’s awesome for me because I love dildos so much. - BE]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.tigermag.com/2010/11/dildo-sale/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Four Dreams The Author&#8217;s Friends Insisted On Telling Him About</title>
		<link>http://www.tigermag.com/2010/10/four-dreams-the-authors-friends-insisted-on-telling-him-about/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tigermag.com/2010/10/four-dreams-the-authors-friends-insisted-on-telling-him-about/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Oct 2010 03:23:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex Moss</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fiction/Poetry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dreams]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[heterosexual sex]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[joe biden]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[john updike]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[julianne moore]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[paintball]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[velma]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[whale]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.tigermag.com/?p=3260</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Well, so get this. I was in this paintball game, right? And the teams were me and Julianne Moore against my friend and his mom, who was also Julianne Moore. And we were winning but then my Julianne Moore started getting all up in my face and shooting me in the head and torso. So [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.tigermag.com/2010/10/four-dreams-the-authors-friends-insisted-on-telling-him-about/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>The Journal of William Gates, the Internet Explorer</title>
		<link>http://www.tigermag.com/2010/08/the-journal-of-william-gates-the-internet-explorer/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tigermag.com/2010/08/the-journal-of-william-gates-the-internet-explorer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2010 17:02:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jim Valcourt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fiction/Poetry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[4chan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bill gates]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[clippy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[facebook]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet explorer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lord of the rings]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[louisiana purchase]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[microsoft]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[moria]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[thomas jefferson]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.tigermag.com/?p=2848</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In 1804, President Thomas Jefferson charged Meriwether Lewis and William Gates with exploring and mapping the territory acquired in the famed &#8220;Facebook Purchase.&#8221; The following are excerpts from Mr. William &#8220;Bill&#8221; Gates&#8217;s log. May 14, 1804 &#8211; We depart Redmond today to journey across the Internet to a quaint town known as Farmville. Besides Mr. [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.tigermag.com/2010/08/the-journal-of-william-gates-the-internet-explorer/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>The Birth of Keystone Lite</title>
		<link>http://www.tigermag.com/2010/04/the-birth-of-keystone-lite/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tigermag.com/2010/04/the-birth-of-keystone-lite/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2010 07:07:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jim Valcourt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fiction/Poetry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[God]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[keystone]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[natty lite]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.tigermag.com/?p=2369</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In the beginning, God created beer.  It mostly went downhill from there. Soon after He created beer, God became bored and needed someone to get drunk and watch March Madness with.  Thus man came to be.  After a fortnight of drinking and yelling at the television, man got a little too drunk and tried to [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.tigermag.com/2010/04/the-birth-of-keystone-lite/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>The Ten Commandments Writer&#8217;s Room</title>
		<link>http://www.tigermag.com/2010/04/the-ten-commandments-writers-room/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tigermag.com/2010/04/the-ten-commandments-writers-room/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2010 19:43:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dennard Dayle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fiction/Poetry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[heresy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[religion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ten commandments]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.tigermag.com/?p=2286</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Uriel: Hail! Fellow Archangels! Champions of Paradise! Lieutenants of the Lord of creation! Gabriel: Can we drop the epic poetry lingo? This thing is due in an hour. Raphael: It’s not the time. Gabriel: All we’ve come up with is “Thou shall keep the Sabbath Holy”. And I only wrote that to give us an [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.tigermag.com/2010/04/the-ten-commandments-writers-room/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>

