Archive for the ‘Fiction/Poetry’ Category

An Interview with St. Valentine

Just in time for four days after Valentine’s Day, Tiger was lucky enough to stumble upon the spirit of St. Valentine, a Roman Catholic martyr, who was stoned after trying to convert the Roman Emperor Claudius. We promptly recorded an interview… and forgot to set up the microphone to record...
February 18th, 2010 | Fiction/Poetry | Read More

The Divine Parody

Midway down the Street I found myself lost. The dark and stony mansions I could not tell apart, For I was an ignorant frosh. “You there!  Froshling!  Knowest where thou art?” From forth the oaken doors he staggered With a belch and with a fart. “Be not alarmed!  My guise, though haggard, Belies...
November 9th, 2009 | Fiction/Poetry | Read More

The Adventures of Protagacles

Tell me, O muse, of that resourceful man Protagacles who wandered far and wide after ravaging the sacred city… actually, O muse, first bestow upon me a diction not so abstruse and unwieldy. There. Much better. In the town of Medias Res, our hero Protagacles was busy leading an attack on his hated...
September 21st, 2009 | Fiction/Poetry | Read More

Superheroes: Where Are They Now?

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: After a silent coup, they are overtaken by the Middle-Aged Naturally Selected Pirate Tortoises in an epic battle. Spiderman: Underwent skin re-pigmentation surgery after an identity crisis, lost Mary Jane in a marijuana drug deal gone horribly wrong, and now goes by “The...
April 25th, 2009 | Fiction/Poetry | Read More