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Excuses For Your Busted Bracket

As the Round of Fleeting Hope slides into the Bittersweet Sixteen, you will need a way to recoup self-esteem and deflect criticism that both of your predicted championship game participants have already exited, and that an Empty Eight is an all-too-real possibility for your once-beautiful bracket. Luckily, The Tiger has your back.

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Manti Te’o’s REVISED Tips For A Lasting Relationship With The Girl Of Your Dreams

1. Branch Out Don’t limit yourself to meeting people in real physical locations, or even on internet dating sites. Open your search to ALL websites—anyone with a social networking account is fair game….

Lance Armstrong mesmerised Oprah Winfrey during admission interview — video

Lance Armstrong Admits To Doping Oprah Interview

Lance Armstrong admitted today to doping and using steroids, blood boosters, and illegal blood transfusions in an interview with Oprah Winfrey. As a result, he has been stripped of his interview count and banned from all future Oprah shows.

Barcelona vs. Real Madrid: Your Complete UEFA Champions League Final Preview

by Alexandro Strauss ’15   On May 19th, FC Barcelona and Real Madrid CF will take the UEFA Champions League final, already the biggest football (soccer for us Americans!) game of the season,…

Todd McShay Releases 2027 NFL Mock Draft

From the start of the NFL Draft last week until several days after its completion, sports networks, news stations, commentators and Monday-morning quarterbacks pored over the results, analyzing and grading every team’s decisions….

Indians Pitcher Fausto Carmona/Roberto Hernandez is Actually 39-Year-Old Accountant Walter Pembrook

More legal trouble surfaced Tuesday for the Cleveland Indians in the saga of the pitcher formerly known as Fausto Carmona. Carmona, the 3rd place finisher in the Cy Young Award voting in 2007…

Texas A&M Spurs SEC to Join EU; Greece to Big East

The NCAA athletics conference realignment saga entered a new episode yesterday with further reshuffling.  Just a month after Texas A&M finally confirmed the rumors that it would leave the Big 12 for the…

International Pictionary: Nauru Widens the Gap

  As the international battle for Pictionary immortalization rages on, Tiger Magazine is here to bring you the inside scoop on who’s ahead and who’s drawing dead. In the lead: #1 – The…

Bill Belichick: Super Bowl Loss “Part of the plan”

In a stunning press conference on Tuesday, New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick revealed that his team’s Super Bowl loss was all part of a larger scheme. “I don’t know how you guys…

Dean’s Date

The Great Paper Race On Tuesday, January 17, four writers were given a seemingly impossible task: write a paper on a topic they knew nothing about in 45 minutes or less.  This is…

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