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The FCC Goes Balls To The Wall

The FCC released a statement today stating it will crack down on the abuse of testicular trauma in motion pictures beginning in the year 2010. Chairman of the organization, Julius Genachowski, was quoted…

TV of the Future

Dull Housewife This Hallmark program will track the  life and times of the rapidly aging Mrs. Fieldman, as she watches made-for-tv movies for 18 hours a day without variation. As her children become…

New Reality Show Asks: Whatever Happened to Brandy?

ABC announced today that it will be airing a new reality television show in March, entitled “Whatever Happened to Brandy?”. The show consists of a group of 20-somethings who share an apartment/hot tub…

P Diddy to Join Fox News on New “Hannity and Combs”

NEW YORK, NY – Fox News announced this morning that the latest addition to its primetime lineup will include rapper Sean Combs. The rapper and political activist, better known to the public under…

Edward Cullen’s Letter to Santa

In the spirit of Christmas (and a bunch of other holidays we could mention to be politically correct, but when have we ever?), Tiger has decided to do a one-part series on celebrities’…

Brainstorming The Upcoming Sherlock Holmes Movie

We were thinking that afterward Holmes could have a bad case of the munchies and see Watson as a big steak, you know, with a bowler hat.

EthiopiaFML Shuts Down Citing Extremely Depressing Posts

In January of 2008, people all over the world discovered a new way to vent their life’s frustrations with the launch of fmylife.com. People come to the site and submit short stories of…

So You Think You Can Science?

Welcome to the recap show of So You Think You Can Science! I’m Bill Nye — yes, the Science Guy — and I will be your host tonight. In these past four weeks…

Movie Sequels We Wish We’d Seen

Mulan 2: The Communist Years Disney introduces more diversity into their lineup of female role models as Mulan becomes the first Communist Disney Princess. With slick, animated choreography, she travels across China sticking…

California Sells Convicts to Japanese Game Show for Extra Cash

California sells contracts of death row convicts to Japanese game shows in order to alleviate state debt.

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