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Edward Cullen’s Letter to Santa

In the spirit of Christmas (and a bunch of other holidays we could mention to be politically correct, but when have we ever?), Tiger has decided to do a one-part series on celebrities’…

Brainstorming The Upcoming Sherlock Holmes Movie

We were thinking that afterward Holmes could have a bad case of the munchies and see Watson as a big steak, you know, with a bowler hat.

EthiopiaFML Shuts Down Citing Extremely Depressing Posts

In January of 2008, people all over the world discovered a new way to vent their life’s frustrations with the launch of fmylife.com. People come to the site and submit short stories of…

So You Think You Can Science?

Welcome to the recap show of So You Think You Can Science! I’m Bill Nye — yes, the Science Guy — and I will be your host tonight. In these past four weeks…

Movie Sequels We Wish We’d Seen

Mulan 2: The Communist Years Disney introduces more diversity into their lineup of female role models as Mulan becomes the first Communist Disney Princess. With slick, animated choreography, she travels across China sticking…

California Sells Convicts to Japanese Game Show for Extra Cash

California sells contracts of death row convicts to Japanese game shows in order to alleviate state debt.

Guide to Selling Rap Albums

Song Music Entertainment, Inc. New York, NY October13, 2009 To: All music producers From: Jonathan W. Davis, VP Musical Direction Subject: NEW ARTISTIC DIRECTION In light of flagging sales, it is becoming increasingly…

Pinball Wizard Outed as Fraud

In a revelation that has rocked the world of competitive pinball, international champion Derek Dolohov, commonly known as the “Pinball Wizard,” has been outed as a fraud.  Dolohov gained fame unsurpassed in his…

Annual Nobel Prizefighters’ Deathmatch Ends in Unprecedented Carnage

The 109th Nobel Prize ceremony’s popular annual laureate reunion death match to the death and subsequent country club superlative brunch were smashing successes, as always. Here are the results: Entrants registered in one…

King of Pop’s Death Sparks Bloody War of Succession

Michael Jackson, the long-reigning King of Pop, has died, leaving behind a bankrupt estate, grieving subjects, and a treacherous power vacuum.  The king’s sudden death came as a shock, and rumors suggest he…

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