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Inceptioning Santa

Dream Layer 1: A Cold, Snowy Mountain Only Accessible by Skis (AKA The North Pole) Santa: Woah, I need to get going! I still have a ton of presents to deliver. Dom Cobb:…

LeBron Abandons Pretense, Gets ‘Fuck You Ohio’ Tattoo

The sentiment out of Miami today was surprise, as Lebron James just went ahead and did it during a press conference, finally revealing the “Fuck You Ohio” tattoo on his chest that we…

Pokémon or Foreign-Language Curse Word? A Quiz

1. Kabuto 2. Kariola 3. Phione 4. Oipho 5. Pedicator 6. Faen 7. Zubat 8. Lainar 9. Marowak 10. Bidoof 11. Pinsir 12. Spinda 13. Chinchin 14. Kantot 15. Chatot 16. Itshay 17….

Why Living in an Action Movie Would Suck

Car chases. Beautiful love interests. Exotic locations, intense fight scenes, and snappy one-liners.  No matter how you look at it, pretty much any action movie is about a thousand times more bitchin’ than…

NFL “Sickened” By Harrison Tackle; Considers Execution

NEW YORK — Last Sunday, Pittsburgh outside linebacker James Harrison viciously tackled two members of the Cleveland Browns, causing them to fall to the ground and preventing them from completing the play they…

Forget 3D—What’s Next?

When Harry Potter abandons 3D only because of release dates, you know 3D’s becoming seriously pedestrian. But look, more shiny things on the horizon!

Warner Bros Releases NolanVision

“Unbelievable,” said Jared Hamburger, stumbling out into the night after a showing of Eat Pray Love, the debut of NolanVision in New York City this past weekend. “Does God exist? Does love exist?”…

“Social Network” Inspires Dangerous New Fad

David Fincher, the director of the recent hit movie The Social Network, issued an official apology last Wednesday for inadvertently encouraging the public to punch Harvard students in the face. “I just didn’t…

Howie Mandel and I Make Progress on the Sale of His House

Howie Mandel: I really appreciate just the two of us meeting like this. Alex Moss: Absolutely. No agents. No lawyers. No other broad professions I assume are associated with house-selling because I am…

Obituaries Of The Future

Andy Samberg: Drowned after a shipwreck.  Last words: “Never let go” (spoken to T-Pain).  Samberg’s body was found 8 miles from the wreckage on the shore of Lonely Island.  Autopsy also revealed he…

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