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Spider-man 4 Script Leaked

Scene 1 Setting: Tobey Maguire’s apartment. Our intrepid hero, Spider-Man director Sam Raimi, meets with Tobey Maguire to convince him to reprise the role of Spider-Man. Unfortunately, Maguire has come under the delusion that he is a real actor. Sam Raimi and Tobey Maguire sit in the kitchen on...

April 22nd, 2009 | Entertainment | Read More

J.K. Rowling Outs Even More People

After famously declaring a few weeks ago that Dumbledore was homosexual, JK Rowling has recently outed several more beloved children’s characters. “Winnie the Pooh is gay, Mother Goose is a lesbian, Santa Claus is a pedophile, Snow White is a midgophile, and Hansel and Gretel have much more...

November 25th, 2007 | Entertainment | Read More

Writing That Seventh Book: The Writing of “Harry Potter 7″

“This is it.” Little Joanne Rowling took one last look in the mirror. Being English, her face was as white as a corpse, so all she needed to do was slip into her Grim Reaper outfit. She was now in the proper mood to pen her final masterpiece. “First things first — let’s...

September 25th, 2007 | Entertainment | Read More

Point/Counterpoint: Scientology’s Messiah Is Tom Cruise the Son of L. Ron Hubbard?

L. Ron Hubbard Jr.: “I am the son of L. Ron Hubbard” I’ve been dead for a few years now, but I’ve come back to settle the record with anyone who thinks that Tom Cruise is Scientology’s messiah – the son of L. Ron Hubbard sent down to save us all from such “evil...