Timeline of a Bro’s Date

4:30 pm Decided to take my girl to Olive Garden after I thought about last time I went there with my bro Mike. We only ordered breadsticks and Dos Equis. It was savage. 4:35 pm Got…


Attractive Fraternity Brother Has “Right Attitude” for Bicker

According to multiple friends, attractive Kappa Alpha member Jeff Clarke ’17 is going to do great in Bicker. “Jeff is just a fun guy – any club would be lucky to have someone…


The 54 Most Influential Books of the Last Millennium

Find out the 54 most important works of literature that have been published in the last 1000 years.


Princeton in the Movies!

Last month, actor/director James Franco filmed several scenes from his upcoming blockbuster, The Sound and the Fury, on Princeton’s campus. Here are some other famous films that were also filmed at Princeton… See how many you can recognize!


Rejected Hardy Boys Titles

The Hardy Boys and The Secret of the Internship Search The Hardy Boys and The Key to Dad’s Liquor Cabinet The Hardy Boys and The Juxtapositions of Narratives:  A Deconstruction of Gendered Characterization Paradigms in Postmodern…


Green Is Good

Seattle, WA. 11:25 am. The trendy green products markets open at 11:30. It’s game time.


How to Be Funny

College is one of the few opportunities you’ll ever get to totally reinvent yourself. No one on campus knows your high school nickname was “Prince Shartsalot” or that you ‘accidentally’ made out with…


Excuses For Your Busted Bracket

As the Round of Fleeting Hope slides into the Bittersweet Sixteen, you will need a way to recoup self-esteem and deflect criticism that both of your predicted championship game participants have already exited, and that an Empty Eight is an all-too-real possibility for your once-beautiful bracket. Luckily, The Tiger has your back.


Led Zeppelin IV: A Sex Diary

Led Zeppelin’s iconic fourth record is quite possibly the biggest, meanest, sexiest rock album of all time. So I fucked to it. Get ready. It’s Led Zeppelin IV, a sex diary. Black Dog…


Manti Te’o’s REVISED Tips For A Lasting Relationship With The Girl Of Your Dreams

1. Branch Out Don’t limit yourself to meeting people in real physical locations, or even on internet dating sites. Open your search to ALL websites—anyone with a social networking account is fair game….

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