Archive for the ‘Entertainment’ Category

P Diddy to Join Fox News on New “Hannity and Combs”

NEW YORK, NY – Fox News announced this morning that the latest addition to its primetime lineup will include rapper Sean Combs. The rapper and political activist, better known to the public under one of his many aliases, including “Puff Daddy”, “Puffy”, and most recently “P Diddy,”...
January 12th, 2010 | Entertainment | Read More

Edward Cullen’s Letter to Santa

In the spirit of Christmas (and a bunch of other holidays we could mention to be politically correct, but when have we ever?), Tiger has decided to do a one-part series on celebrities’ letters to Santa as our present to you. But really, come on, it’s Christmas morning, why are you reading...
December 25th, 2009 | Entertainment | Read More

Brainstorming The Upcoming Sherlock Holmes Movie

Bear with me here. We’ve got a box office smash on our hands if we play this right. The Car Scene So Holmes and Watson are out on patrol or whatever they do, you know, scouting out mysteries. Watson’s all steamed, you know, because Sherlock’s supposed to show him the ropes but instead...
December 12th, 2009 | Entertainment | Read More

EthiopiaFML Shuts Down Citing Extremely Depressing Posts

In January of 2008, people all over the world discovered a new way to vent their life’s frustrations with the launch of fmylife.com. People come to the site and submit short stories of just a few sentences about something embarrassing or terrible that happened to them, always signing with the letters...
December 10th, 2009 | Entertainment | Read More

So You Think You Can Science?

Welcome to the recap show of So You Think You Can Science! I’m Bill Nye — yes, the Science Guy — and I will be your host tonight. In these past four weeks our contestants have been pushed to their limits, and next week our judges will finally pick the winner. Which overachieving, neurotic...
November 23rd, 2009 | Entertainment | Read More

Movie Sequels We Wish We’d Seen

Mulan 2: The Communist Years Disney introduces more diversity into their lineup of female role models as Mulan becomes the first Communist Disney Princess. With slick, animated choreography, she travels across China sticking to the party line and instituting land reform via catchy musical numbers. ...
November 20th, 2009 | Entertainment | Read More

California Sells Convicts to Japanese Game Show for Extra Cash

Today, Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger announced a plan to eliminate California’s debt by 2010 by selling its excess of convicts to Japanese game shows. Schwarzenegger stated that “the girlie-men Democrats” in the state legislature have done nothing to reduce spending, so he has been...
November 16th, 2009 | Entertainment | Read More

Guide to Selling Rap Albums

Song Music Entertainment, Inc. New York, NY October13, 2009 To: All music producers From: Jonathan W. Davis, VP Musical Direction Subject: NEW ARTISTIC DIRECTION In light of flagging sales, it is becoming increasingly clear that the music industry as a whole must reinvent itself in order to survive...
October 13th, 2009 | Entertainment | Read More

Pinball Wizard Outed as Fraud

In a revelation that has rocked the world of competitive pinball, international champion Derek Dolohov, commonly known as the “Pinball Wizard,” has been outed as a fraud.  Dolohov gained fame unsurpassed in his sport partly due to his inspiring accomplishments in the face of claimed deafness, dumbness,...
September 27th, 2009 | Sports | Read More

King of Pop’s Death Sparks Bloody War of Succession

Michael Jackson, the long-reigning King of Pop, has died, leaving behind a bankrupt estate, grieving subjects, and a treacherous power vacuum.  The king’s sudden death came as a shock, and rumors suggest he may even have been poisoned by a member of his own court. As thousands of Jackson’s...
September 20th, 2009 | Entertainment | Read More