Tupac’s Hologram Arrested
[Los Angeles] – Tupac’s hologram has been arrested in Los Angeles on weapons possession charges. Special effects company Digital Domain developed the hologram for a special performance with Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg…
English Language to Recall “Literally”
After an unfortunate malfunction in a Manhattan home, the English language has decided to recall the word “literally.” When 17-year-old Madison Blitzberry used the word “literally” to describe getting over 18,000,000 in Temple…
Scandal of the Century on The Biggest Loser
After 7 seasons of winning the hearts of millions of Americans with its life-changing success stories of helping morbidly obese Americans lose weight until they’re only morosely obese, the hit reality show The…
Indians Pitcher Fausto Carmona/Roberto Hernandez is Actually 39-Year-Old Accountant Walter Pembrook
More legal trouble surfaced Tuesday for the Cleveland Indians in the saga of the pitcher formerly known as Fausto Carmona. Carmona, the 3rd place finisher in the Cy Young Award voting in 2007…
What Is Best In Life?
Bill Murray riding Bruce Willis down a sand dune on Mars bro carrying a handful of police badges drenched in Ovaltine in his right hand and in his left carrying the American flag…
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?, As Told by Famous Comedians
Jerry Seinfeld What’s the deal with chickens crossing roads? I’ve never seen a chicken cross a road, have you? Is this some big chicken conspiracy? Is there even another side to this…
Law & Order: SUV Not Renewed for Third Season Due to Lack of Puns
NBC has announced that it will not renew its cop-automobile-drama Law and Order: SUV for a third season. “We simply ran out of creative juices. Frankly, we ran out of SUV models. The…
Texas A&M Spurs SEC to Join EU; Greece to Big East
The NCAA athletics conference realignment saga entered a new episode yesterday with further reshuffling. Just a month after Texas A&M finally confirmed the rumors that it would leave the Big 12 for the…
International Pictionary: Nauru Widens the Gap
As the international battle for Pictionary immortalization rages on, Tiger Magazine is here to bring you the inside scoop on who’s ahead and who’s drawing dead. In the lead: #1 – The…
Bill Belichick: Super Bowl Loss “Part of the plan”
In a stunning press conference on Tuesday, New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick revealed that his team’s Super Bowl loss was all part of a larger scheme. “I don’t know how you guys…
