Archive for the ‘Entertainment’ Category

5 Things that Piss Me Off in Skyrim

Like most of the American, male, 14-24 year old population, for the past two months I’ve been playing a shit ton of Skyrim. Skyrim, in case you didn’t know/enjoy extraneous explanations, is a videogame which basically allows you to fuck around and do random quests in a magical world with dragons,...
January 24th, 2012 | Entertainment | Read More

Dean’s Date

The Great Paper Race On Tuesday, January 17, four writers were given a seemingly impossible task: write a paper on a topic they knew nothing about in 45 minutes or less.  This is their story. The Topic What qualities does the work of Wallace Stevens share with the Street on a Saturday night? The...
January 17th, 2012 | Entertainment, Fiction/Poetry, Media, Princeton, Sports | Read More

Dan Brown in High School

Ever wonder what kind of childhood turns a normal writer into Dan Brown? Well, now you know.
January 14th, 2012 | Entertainment, Video | Read More

Miley Cyrus Blowjob XXX Video (UNCENSORED)

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January 11th, 2012 | Entertainment | Read More

Another Tebow Miracle Brings Hope

DENVER- The cheers from fans as Tim Tebow’s 80-yard strike to Demaryius Thomas put the Broncos past the Steelers extended well beyond the confines of Mile High Stadium Sunday night, with people worldwide tuning in to Tebow Mania. Indeed, as far away as the small village of Wernyol, in Southern Sudan,...
January 10th, 2012 | Sports | Read More

A Brief Commentary on the Lyrics of Kanye West’s Verses in E.T. by Katy Perry

I got a dirty mind/ I got filthy ways/ I’m tryna bathe my ape in your Milky Way Kanye starts off strong here. He establishes off the bat that, despite Katy Perry’s best attempts to make this into a weird alien love song, Yeezy ain’t having none of that shit. He’s getting down and dirty with...
December 10th, 2011 | Entertainment | Read More

NBA Lockout Ends as David Stern Finds Key

Basketball fans everywhere this week are rejoicing, as news emerged last week that the NBA Lockout had come to an end. The NBA, located at 645 Fifth Avenue, New York, New York, is a favorite spot of many to come and play basketball. Since August, players have been locked out after the key to the door...
December 6th, 2011 | Sports | Read More

Why Jason Derülo is the Pinnacle of Musical Ingenuity

He sings his name before every song You know what it is. You’re rocking out to some dope-ass beats and then, “It’s the Cataracs” drops out of nowhere. At first you think, “Why?” But then you’re relieved you won’t have to type the lyrics into Google later to name that jingle. The utilitarian...
December 3rd, 2011 | Entertainment | Read More

Joe Paterno Also Covered Up Who Killed JFK, Where Other Sock Goes In Dryer

In a shocking new twist in the Penn State case, disgraced former head of the Penn State football program Joe Paterno has been found to have covered up far more than previously thought. In addition to charges of failing to adequately respond to reports of sexual abuse by one of the team’s assistant...
November 29th, 2011 | Sports | Read More

A Letter to the Defense

From the desk of Offense… Defense, Where do you get off? Special teams told me what you said about me. I’m a showoff? Is that so? Where do you get the nerve? I’m busy winning games over here. You think you’re so great because of that interception in the third quarter? That’s fine. Go...
November 22nd, 2011 | Sports | Read More