Archive for the ‘Entertainment’ Category

The Most Honest Cosmo Quiz You’ll Ever Take: Are You Pursuing Him Too Hard?

Are You Pursuing Him Too Hard? Cosmo Tells It Like It Is! 1) You know he’ll be at his regular coffee shop at his regular time. What do you do? a. Put on a cute top and a big smile and run into him! Maybe you’ll start up a witty conversation and who knows, he could ask for your phone number! b....
July 27th, 2010 | Entertainment | Read More

The New Yorker’s New Rejection Letter

I was surprised to see that the New Yorker rejected my short story yet again. I thought I really had a chance this time. However, it was pleasant to see that they changed the format of the letter: February 2nd, 2010 Dear Mr./Mrs. __________ We’re writing to inform you that your application to the...
May 20th, 2010 | Entertainment | Read More

After Long Spiritual Journey, Waldo Finds Self

The renowned world traveler, diver, astronaut, escape artist, and occasional time traveler known only to the world as Waldo, in an exclusive interview with the Tiger, recently revealed that after decades of wearing the same sweater and hat combination and hiding in plain sight, he has finally realized...
April 24th, 2010 | Entertainment, Pamphlets | Read More

Paul Muldoon Critiques Ke$ha’s “Tik Tok”

The Princeton Tiger presents another edition of “Discussions in Contemporary Poetry,” a series in which we ask important people stupid questions. In this episode, we critique Ke$ha’s “Tik Tok” with Princeton Professor Paul Muldoon, Pulitzer Prize-winning poet and Poetry...
April 8th, 2010 | Entertainment, Video | Read More

For Rap, A Moral Leader Emerges

In today’s world of liberal propaganda and left-wing music, the modern supporter of traditional families and conventional values finds himself strangely awash in repulsive media. Fortunately, a burst of light shines through this haze: the rapper T.I. While modern music has come to be associated with...
March 26th, 2010 | Entertainment | Read More

How Lady Gaga Convinced Beyonce To Do The ‘Telephone’ Music Video

Lady Gaga: Hey, Beyonce. Beyonce: Are you Lady Gaga or a talking pile of bubble wrap?  It is difficult to tell these days. Lady Gaga: Gaga.  So I have this idea.  For a video.  It’s pretty weird. Beyonce: Like, normal weird or you weird? Lady Gaga: Me weird. Beyonce: The rational part of my...
March 23rd, 2010 | Entertainment | Read More

A Letter from the Robot Unicorn

The Robot Unicorn's attorney is pressing charges on over 21 million counts of first degree unicorn-slaughter. Dear friends, I would like to thank you all so much for helping me make my wildest fantasies come true.  Your perseverance and dedication have been nothing short of exemplary.  Every fairy...
March 10th, 2010 | Entertainment | Read More

The FCC Goes Balls To The Wall

The FCC released a statement today stating it will crack down on the abuse of testicular trauma in motion pictures beginning in the year 2010. Chairman of the organization, Julius Genachowski, was quoted as saying, “We all have our favorite nut tap moments: the bowling ball in Home Alone – such a...
February 27th, 2010 | Entertainment | Read More

TV of the Future

Dull Housewife This Hallmark program will track the  life and times of the rapidly aging Mrs. Fieldman, as she watches made-for-tv movies for 18 hours a day without variation. As her children become more distant and her husband’s list of infidelities grows, she will simply increase the volume and...
February 10th, 2010 | Entertainment | Read More

New Reality Show Asks: Whatever Happened to Brandy?

ABC announced today that it will be airing a new reality television show in March, entitled “Whatever Happened to Brandy?”. The show consists of a group of 20-somethings who share an apartment/hot tub in Manhattan. Each week the group attempts to answer the question: what happened to the...
February 8th, 2010 | Entertainment | Read More