Mom & Pop Sex Shop To Close
Amateur sex enthusiasts Agnes and James Rafano, tired of enjoying a simply above-average sex life, decided to go pro and opened their store in 1971. It has remained one of New Jersey’s only family-owned and operated dildo distributors ever since. But everything is about to change.
Failed U-Store Items
ITEM REASON FOR FAILURE Dunce Caps caused death at fraternity ‘head-jousting’ tournament Cereal out-competed by Frosted Flakes Dildos bright orange is a difficult color to hide Skateboards 50% of Forbes students hospitalized Vodka …
Vocation Location: The Story of My Meteoric Rise as a Criminal Gun Caddie
This is a story all about how my life got turned upside-down. Except, seriously, a dealer once turned me upside-down ‘cause he thought I was holding out on my earnings. Let me start…
Toyota Recalls CERN Due To Particle Accelerator Malfunction
The Toyota Motor Company today announced it is expanding its recall of products with faulty accelerators to include the European Organization for Nuclear Research (CERN). Many operators of CERN’s multi-billion-dollar particle accelerator, the…
Makers of Novelty 2000′s New Years’ Glasses: “We’re fucked.”
NEW YORK – “What the hell!? I can’t see out these damn things. What am I going to do with six hundred thousand “2010″ sunglasses that don’t even fit over my eyes!? Oh…
NPR Presents: Conversations in Shipping, Part VI
Last week, NPR’s Chief Shipping Correspondent Gerald Hopkins met with representatives from UPS and FedEx as part of NPR’s ongoing “Conversations in Shipping” series. They discussed the challenges and changes happening in shipping today….
Facebook Considers Purchase of Second Webserver
PALO ALTO, CA – The popular online social networking/anonymous stalking utility known as Facebook has enjoyed explosive growth since its founding in 2004. When Facebook founder and small Massachusetts college dropout Mark Zuckerberg…
Total Domination: Google Plans World Takeover
In a Google Press Conference last week, CEO Eric Schmidt unveiled the latest Google software and products coming out over the next year: innovative business programs, a faster and more accurate search engine,…
Pan-American Ursine Union Stages Valentine’s Day Protest
SOMEWHERE IN THE FORESTS OF CANADA, CANADA – As the only holiday commercialized more than Christmas approaches, sales of the popular teddy bear will reach into the millions. But despite their popularity, this…
