10. Stage a live stage adaptation of “Where the Wild Things Are” on Shirls’s desk. 9. Glitter-glue flowers on any and all important documents you can get your hands on. 8. Inquire as to how many boxes of Thin Mints…
While much has been made of the Delaware senate race that Christine O’Donnell just ran in, much has been made of her basic inability to skillfully hex anybody — despite her best efforts to become a witch after being rejected…
Upon the return of the intrepid members of the Class of 2014 who emerged from their respective wilderness adventure (myself included), documents from the early 1970s have been leaked that reveal the true impetus behind the creation of the Outdoor…
PRINCETON, NJ — An exclusive group of freshman girls who call themselves “The Tribe” filed a lawsuit this week against the federal government, demanding that the group be exempted from all sales taxes — in particular those levied during frequent…
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