A Message From Jay Bush
Bush’s traditional policy of recipe secrecy will always encourage speculation like this, so I have decided to finally reveal part of our secret recipe.
Matt Gwin
How to Make Your Secret Crush Notice You in 15 Easy Steps
1. Be Bold! Guys like bold. Send an email with a menial request to a listserv you knowhe’s on. Use a bold font. 2. Show him a sign! Slip a printout of the top Bing results for “how to know…
Loki the Hedgehog Faces Disciplinary Action for Adderall Use
PRINCETON, NJ — In an effort to raise students’ spirits and provide light-hearted inspiration for those studying into the wee hours of the morning during midterms week, the Office of the Dean of Undergraduate Students started a live camera feed…
Nassau Hall is Not a Dungeon
Occasionally through the course of your years at Princeton, you will see friends come and go, disappearing to reappear a year, two years, later. This is because they are simply “taking time off” to enrich their Princeton career with valuable…
A Message from Princeton Student Agencies
PRINCETON STUDENT AGENCIES – PRINCETON’S OFFICIALLY LICENSED PREDATORY PRIVILEGED MONOPOLY FOR OVER 130 YEARS