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“I honestly cannot believe it,” says Douglas, a student in the Operations Research and Financial Engineering department. “This is the greatest day of my life.”
Thank you for expressing your interest in Orgy Club. Founded in the fall of 2013, we are the first student-run organization on Princeton’s campus completely dedicated to organizing depraved sex parties with multiple partners. Due to unprecedented popularity, starting this year, membership will be by application only.
Although the seventeen Republican candidates currently running for President cannot even agree to all be Republicans, the GOP’ers are unanimous on one issue: abortion.
The scientific community has been turned upside down after Princeton University freshman Natalia Chen found that the two-hundred-year-old established value for the acceleration of gravity on earth is incorrect.
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Midterm elections were last week, and as every one knows, the greatest politicians are forged in in the trials of college student governments. Here’s a look back at one particularly ambitious freshman’s campaign speech.
Recently, a number of public figures blamed the outbreak of Ebola in West Africa on President Obama. Here’s a list of other things Obama is responsible for.
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Following a number of zany texts earlier this year about meningitis from the University’s Emergency Notification System, the school adopted a more aggressive anti-disease stance.