The Princeton Badass
Jim got up from the table and left his group of visibly less cool friends behind. He carried his tray out of the dining hall and over to the tray-return counter. Jim tilted his tray down and let his banana…
John Wolfe
The Secrets of McCosh, Revealed
The part in italics is taken from Howard Carter's diary- it's how he described what happened when he discovered King Tut's tomb for the first time. I could just cut this out but I'm looking for a way to make the reader sort of realize that this is plagiarized from that diary... I'm not sure how to do that... I could just have an asterisk or something I guess..?
Obituaries Of The Future
Andy Samberg: Drowned after a shipwreck. Last words: “Never let go” (spoken to T-Pain). Samberg’s body was found 8 miles from the wreckage on the shore of Lonely Island. Autopsy also revealed he had contracted multiple STDs from, evidence suggests,…