Elysium, SPIRIT WORLD—Professional personal deity God has checked Himself into a rehabilitation centre in the Elysian Fields, citing gaming problems and schizophrenia. The aleph-null-year-old
We should kill pretty much all lab animals. PETA, hold your horses (literally—we know you keep vicious attack stallions at your headquarters). Here’s why.
With only two months to go to April Fool’s Day, Google engineers and executives have begun to worry that they still haven’t come up
When Harry Potter abandons 3D only because of release dates, you know 3D’s becoming seriously pedestrian. But look, more shiny things on the horizon!
Point A has officially filed a suit to indefinitely halt a mass exodus to Point B. The suit is a Giorgio Armani hand-tailored creation, and will be worn by the plaintiff’s lawyer at the next trial.