Throwing an event? Put out a condom bowl, or put condoms in gift bags! Put condoms in the food and drinks. Place a hex
Though a fun, rewarding, and quintessential part of the collegiate experience, college a cappella can be a nightmare of nuance for the uninformed student. Even choosing which groups to audition for can be its own ordeal if you’re not sure what to look for. Here are some free hot tips that’ll put you on the fast track to instrument-free success.
Fry her up some of my famous huevos rancheros. Urge her to take enrichment classes at her local community college. Build a gazebo for
If you want something crazy in your pierogi, not only will we make it, we’ll put it right on the menu. That’s how we’ve gotten some of our most popular items, like the Soviet Bloch or the Sloppy Teodor. You haven’t lived until you’ve had a Sloppy Teodor extra sloppy.
Everyone! Welcome! Please, scooch in close; I’m a little weak these days, and it’s hard for me to shout. Welcome! Did I say that
People don’t question me when I tell them that I’m married to the sea.
“Last Saturday, I was more charming than I’ve ever been and hit on this really cute freshman like a pro. It was only when we got back to her room that I remembered that there are no girls at Princeton. FML”
We were thinking that afterward Holmes could have a bad case of the munchies and see Watson as a big steak, you know, with a bowler hat.
Man, everything is just awesome when you are the government.
#55: While a state legislator, Barack Obama spearheaded a short-lived effort to make the Illinois state bird The Eagles.
#56: In his desk in the oval office, Barack Obama keeps a revolver with a single bullet, just in case.