Princeton Orgy Club Application

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Thank you for expressing your interest in Orgy Club. Founded in the fall of 2013, we are the first student-run organization on Princeton’s campus completely dedicated to organizing depraved sex parties with multiple partners. Due to unprecedented popularity, starting this year, membership will be by application only.

Please email this completed form to orgy@princeton.edu by October 21st.

Name:

Class year (freshmen especially welcome!):

Net ID:

Relationship status:

Attractiveness (scale of 1 to 10):

Favorite position:

Questions:

  1. Please list any previous experience in orgies or other sexual activities. No experience is necessary, just lots of enthusiasm!
  2. What other commitments do you have on campus? Orgies take a significant amount of time and energy. Please list the names and meeting times of your other activities.
  3. We will be interviewing the applicants we are seriously considering on October 17th, mostly to see whether you accurately self-reported your level of attractiveness. Do you have any conflicts on that day? If you are contacted for an interview, come to Little Hall Entry 9 prepared to get naked.
  4. In 500 words or less, why do you want to be a part of our orgies? What would you bring to the table? How would you penetrate not only our orifices, but our hearts and minds as well? Explicit details encouraged.
  5. Is there anything else you want us to know about you? For instance, Can you do a split? Do you have any pornographic film credits under your belt? Did you make love to your entire graduating class on prom night? Any additional information you can supply is appreciated.

Thank you for applying! Unfortunately, we expect to receive more applications than we can accept, or even read, for that matter. If we can’t offer you a spot, don’t let that prevent you from pursuing other exciting opportunities for wild, debauched sex acts on campus!

-AF’19

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