10 Things Right-Handed People Will Never Understand

None of your right-handed friends get our struggles, and it almost seems like the world is designed for everyone else. Here are some frustrations every lefty goes through!

  1. You’re trying to interrogate someone, but the brass knuckles won’t fit on your hand. You just know it’s going to chafe the next day!
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  2. How are you supposed to ink out the names of political dissidents without smearing?
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  3. Nikolai always makes fun of you for wearing your Makarov holster on the wrong side. More like the right side!
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  4. When the comrade next to you in the firing squad is a righty, and you bump elbows.
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  5. Say goodbye to using these for emergency weapons.
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  6. Could writing down Big Sergei’s orders in a spiral notebook be any more inconvenient?
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  7. And don’t get me started on pens…
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  8. At least you can make sure every re-education camp has a few of these:
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  9. On the bright side, we lefties are more creative- you know Yuri and Dmitri couldn’t dispose of those bodies on their own!
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  10. Coffee mugs.
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–GW ’16

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