- Your tentacles
- The way you say “library”
- How much you like kale
- The suction cup marks on my lower back
- How you were embarrassed to introduce me to your parents
- The fact that your parents want me to convert to Greek Orthodox and become a kraken
- How you always hit the snooze button
- How you ink to avoid conflict
- Your beak
- Your selfies are hotter than mine
– CJS ’16. Illustrated by AZ ’16.