The 20 Worst Band Names

  • I Wish You Could Be More Like Your Brother
  • It Doesn’t Need Stitches
  • Turkmenistan
  • You’re Not Responsible Enough for a Dog, Bart
  • Bake for 14-16 Minutes or Until Golden Brown
  • eisgruber@princeton.edu
  • Please Stop, You’re Hurting Me
  • Parent-Teacher Conference
  • Kale
  • You’re Not Applying Yourself to Your Schoolwork
  • [instead of a name, a spaghetti sauce stain]
  • Beleive
  • Are You Writing This Down?
  • Best Buy Customer Support Center
  • Red Lobster’s Endless Shrimp
  • Gwyneth Paltrow’s Upper Lip
  • Transformers 4 Was The Best One
  • Grade Deflation
  • Steven Does Exist, You Guys
  • DJ Okla-Ho-Ma

— EM ’17

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