Rejected Hardy Boys Titles

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  • The Hardy Boys and The Secret of the Internship Search
  • The Hardy Boys and The Key to Dad’s Liquor Cabinet
  • The Hardy Boys and The Juxtapositions of Narratives:  A Deconstruction of Gendered Characterization Paradigms in Postmodern Crime Fiction
  • The Hardy Boys and The Search for Godot
  • The Hardy Boys and The Imminent Heat Death of the Universe
  • The Hardy Boys and The Ambiguous Collaboration Policy Hijinks
  • The Hardy Boys and The Criminal Walks Because Have Frank and Joe Ever Used a Warrant
  • The Hardy Boys and Herpes
  • Die Hardy Boys with a Vengeance
  • The Hardy Boys and Someone Keeps Using Frank’s Fucking Mayo Even Though He Wrote “MINE – DO NOT EAT” On The Lid
  • The Hardy Boys and This Time Frank and Joe Do The Murdering
  • The Hardy Boys and The Bodies Just Keep Piling Up