Condoms

Horrifying Condom

Things Not To Use Condoms As

  • Dialysis bag
  • Improvised flotation device
  • Shoe shine
  • Wacky inflatable flailing arm tube
  • Whacking inflatable flailing arm tube
  • Booties for your infant child
  • Parachutes
  • Parachute pants
  • Emotional support
  • Investment advice
  • Snake skin replicas

Things Not To Use As Condoms

  • Vaginas

– Illustrated by JJW ’16.

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