10 Places the University Could’ve Put the Extra Freshmen

As many of our readers may know, Princeton University over-enrolled the freshman class and is scrambling to find places to put all of the extra students. Ever concerned with the welfare of the university, we here at the Tiger have put our heads together and come up with some suggestions for effective ways to deal with the problem:

10. Re-purpose unused Firestone carrels

9. Quad

8. Build a Forbes Annex Annex

7. During Frosh Week, erect large fences around Cloister’s backyard

6. Charter boat, discover new continent

5. All CA groups now focused on building housing for themselves

4. Make OA year-round, Princeton-based

3. Lift the ban on the steam tunnels

2. Rutgers

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