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School Address                                     me@princeton.edu                                 Permanent Address

1337 Frist Campus Center                                                                                             32 Wallaby Way

Princeton, NJ 08544                                                                                                      Sydney, Australia

 

Education

College: Princeton University, Princeton, NJ                                                                     June 2015

Intended Major: Operations Research and Financial Engineering

Intended Certificate: Neuroscience, Computer Science, Finance, Environmental Studies, Global Health

Honors: Soon

 

High School: Yes                                                                                                                              Last year

Majors: Advanced Placement

Certificates: of Participation

Honors: Geometry, Algebra, Physics, English, Biology, Chemistry, History

 

Related Experience

World of Warcraft, Azeroth                                                                                                       All the time

Raid leader/Guild Master

Led the “TeaBagTerrors” guild as a level 99 knight. Killed the Lich King with the Gnarled Stick of Ass-whoop.

 

Iron Chef Australia , Australia, Australia                                                                                  2008-2011

Secret Ingredient Announcer

Managed communication of an integral aspect of the Iron Chef franchise. Worked with talented peers to deliver quality programming to hungry Australians on a weekly basis. Almost shook Chef Morimoto’s hand.

 

University Activities

WGHASKDHF Club                                                                                                                 2011-Present

            President

Leads a group of some individuals interesting in doing something.

Math Club

*Edit some bullshit and put it here!*

Studies higher level math.

 

Skills and Talents

Fluent in Australian

Familiar with animal husbandry

Proficient with Microsoft Word, Powerpoint, and Accel

Double jointed if you push hard enough

Flammable

Decent night vision

Princeton

 

-KS ’15

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