Real Headline Or Onion Headline? A Quiz

1. “Former President of MADD Arrested On DUI Charge”

2. “Is That A Chainsaw In Your Pants, Or Are You Just Happy…?”

3. “Man Who Temporarily Disables Facebook Account Deems Self ‘Off The Grid’

4. “Teenage Burglar Kills Goldfish ‘Witnesses’”

5. “Stripping And Spanking Video Game Awarded 12 Certificate [12+ rating]”

6. “Progressive Parents Refuse To Tell Child Its Sex”

7. “Defenders of Wikileaks Cripple Credit Cards”

8. “Three-Year-Old Terrified By Sizzling Fajita Platter”

9. “Shed Owners Warned Wire On Windows Could Hurt Burglars”

10. “Area Man Has No Idea How He Got On Hamas E-Mail List”

Answers:

1. Real. [1]

2. Real. [2]

3. Onion. [3]

4. Real. [4]

5. Real. [5]

6. Onion. [6]

7. Onion. [7]

8. Onion. [8]

9. Real. [9]

10. Onion. [10]

-James Clark ’14


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