Archive for October, 2009

The Answer

Human civilization is on the brink of collapse. Consider the innumerable problems of the modern world: War. Famine. Poverty. The continued popularity of the Black Eyed Peas. All of these problems have a single, elegant solution. That solution is the mass cloning and release of saber-toothed tigers. Some...
October 5th, 2009 | Sci/Tech | Read More

“On the Origins of Congress by Means of Natural Selection”

Since the founding of our country, the Congressman has undergone evolution through the process of natural selection. There are, however, some commonalities that each species along the evolution of the Congressman shares: A Congressman is a hardy organism able to survive sexual scandal, the laws of their...
October 4th, 2009 | Politics | Read More

Is It Sex?

In today’s world of sexual promiscuity, it can be hard for young people to stay chaste until marriage. As all sorts of new erotic fads and practices continue to blur the line between virginity and virsinity, we offer you this thought-provoking exercise to help you orient your moral compass (your...
October 3rd, 2009 | Health | Read More

Tiger Mag’s Tips to Write Good

Appeal to your reader by using colloquialisms Good: I believe that your observations are ill-founded. Better: Yo momma got it all biznatched while I slayed her last night. Use colorful metaphors Good: Her movements were very provocative. Better: She was easier than a TV guide crossword! Repetition ensures...
October 1st, 2009 | Life | Read More