New Chinese Characters

The Chinese language has existed for thousands of years and, like any language, it must change and adapt to fit the needs of its speakers as time passes.  Recognizing this need, the Chinese government recently charged the People’s Glorious Commission on Language with revamping the Chinese language, including a complete overhaul of many outdated glyphs.  Here are some of the commission’s most controversial recommendations for new characters:


Seizure

Seizure


Anger

Anger


LazinessLazy


Falling asleep while taking notes

To fall alseep while taking notes


Freud

Freud


Bad Acting

keanureeves


Rorschach

Rorschach

(Yes, I know I just made a Rorschach joke, but come on, this site is free.)


Unrealistic Disney Girl-Power

chinese_mulan

-JRV ’12

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