The 12 Hours of Newmans Day

On the first hour of Newman’s Day,

The Barkeep gave to me,

A trip to McCosh for me

On the second hour of Newman’s Day

The Barkeep gave to me,

Two Heinekins,

and a trip to McCosh for me.

On the third hour of Newman’s Day,

The Barkeep gave to me,

Three French Ales,

Two Heinekins,

and a trip to McCosh for me.

On the fourth hour of Newman’s Day,

The Barkeep gave to me,

Four Coor’s Lights,

Three French Ales,

Two Heinekins,

and a trip to McCosh for me.

On the fifth hour of Newman’s Day,

Fiiiiiiiiive Molsoooon Golds,

Four Lure’s Kites,

Three Ench Frails,

Two High Napkins,

and a tip tro CaMosh morphine.

On the sixth hour of Newman’s Day,

The Barkeep gave to me,

a Six pack for all,

Fiiiiiiiiive Molsoooongolds,

Four Coooorslights,

Three Frenshales,

Two Heeeeneekens,

and a triptomccoshformiiiiiii.

On the seventh hour of Newman’s Day,

The Barkeep gave to me,

Seven frats a-booting,

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On the eighth hour of Newman’s Day,

Eight guys a-chugging,

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On the ninth hour of Newman’s Day,

The Barkeep gave to me,

Nine ladies dancing,

Eiht gus a-hugging,

Sven fats aboting,

a Sx pack fr all,

Fiiiiiiiiive Mosoooon Gods,

Fur Coo’s Lghts,

Tree Frenh lAes,To Henkins,

and a rip to Mosh for me.

On the tenth hour of Newman’s Day,

The Barkeep gave to me,

Ten drunks a-singing

nine laddies dancin,Eihgt

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S3x pack f0r all,FiiiiiiiiiveMo10^3nGolds,

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On the twe1th hgour of nEwman’s Day,

Teh Barkeep gave tme,

12 cups of Bast,

Evin MUgs a-foAming,

Ten dRunks a-singhing,

9 LAadys dancing,

Eight guyS achugging,

Seben frasts a-bootting,

a Six pock fore all,

Fiiiiiiiiive Molsoooon GOLDSSESSS,

Four COOrs Lites,

Tree French ALEs,

Too Highnekyns,

AN A RTIP TO MCOSCH FO ME!!!!!

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