On the first hour of Newman’s Day,
The Barkeep gave to me,
A trip to McCosh for me
On the second hour of Newman’s Day
The Barkeep gave to me,
Two Heinekins,
and a trip to McCosh for me.
On the third hour of Newman’s Day,
The Barkeep gave to me,
Three French Ales,
Two Heinekins,
and a trip to McCosh for me.
On the fourth hour of Newman’s Day,
The Barkeep gave to me,
Four Coor’s Lights,
Three French Ales,
Two Heinekins,
and a trip to McCosh for me.
On the fifth hour of Newman’s Day,
Fiiiiiiiiive Molsoooon Golds,
Four Lure’s Kites,
Three Ench Frails,
Two High Napkins,
and a tip tro CaMosh morphine.
On the sixth hour of Newman’s Day,
The Barkeep gave to me,
a Six pack for all,
Fiiiiiiiiive Molsoooongolds,
Four Coooorslights,
Three Frenshales,
Two Heeeeneekens,
and a triptomccoshformiiiiiii.
On the seventh hour of Newman’s Day,
The Barkeep gave to me,
Seven frats a-booting,
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On the eighth hour of Newman’s Day,
Eight guys a-chugging,
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On the ninth hour of Newman’s Day,
The Barkeep gave to me,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eiht gus a-hugging,
Sven fats aboting,
a Sx pack fr all,
Fiiiiiiiiive Mosoooon Gods,
Fur Coo’s Lghts,
Tree Frenh lAes,To Henkins,
and a rip to Mosh for me.
On the tenth hour of Newman’s Day,
The Barkeep gave to me,
Ten drunks a-singing
nine laddies dancin,Eihgt
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S3x pack f0r all,FiiiiiiiiiveMo10^3nGolds,
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On the twe1th hgour of nEwman’s Day,
Teh Barkeep gave tme,
12 cups of Bast,
Evin MUgs a-foAming,
Ten dRunks a-singhing,
9 LAadys dancing,
Eight guyS achugging,
Seben frasts a-bootting,
a Six pock fore all,
Fiiiiiiiiive Molsoooon GOLDSSESSS,
Four COOrs Lites,
Tree French ALEs,
Too Highnekyns,
AN A RTIP TO MCOSCH FO ME!!!!!